Total Medals Earned: 294 (From 103 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,435 Points
Medals Earned: 6/16 (150/250 points)
Start The Game
Talk To Benny
Encounter The Creature
Kill a zombie
Catch a fish
DIE
Talk to Jess
Kill Bimsy
Read the Mysterious Sign
Talk to Mike
Talk to (or kill) Olive
Talk to the Drug Dealer
Find 1 buck
Find 5 Bucks
Enter the Manhole
Order The Newgrounds Burger
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all ways to puke
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 20/28 (295/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Beat a level without sliding once.
???
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.