Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,915 Points
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
First time?
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
Completed the Tower!
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Start the game
Get the first power-up
Get the second power-up
Get the third power-up
Win
Speedrun in under 300 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/11 (120/500 points)
Play the game
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $100
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/430 points)
Get rank F
Get rank E
Get rank D
Get rank C
Get rank B
Get rank A
Get rank S
Catch a fruit before it hits the ground
Unlock all upgrades in a single game
Reach first place in the daily scoreboard
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Die
Medals Earned: 5/24 (45/500 points)
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Make a combo of 15
Break one bottle of each type
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X